REVIEWS
Very Fulfilling!!!!
I am a expericed anal player. Always looking for that next thrill and enjoyment. This product fills that need and you. I have enjoyed the long, thick shaft to the hilt. The flexibilty is just right for goiing all the way. Extreme pleasure with it in to the hilt then stroking 3/4 of the way across you P-spot. Love the material, no smell, feels good inside, easy to clean.
Great Ride
This Dildo was hard to take. The head is very blunt with no taper or point, however, if my wife loosens me up with her four fingers she can then slide it in to me and pump about three quarters in and out. The material is very nice and feels great as it slides through your hole and over your prostate. I suggest this to anyone who is serious about anal play.
Best Dick Either Of Us Has Ever Had
My wife and I love this cock. We use it with a strap-on. I do her then she does me. She is jealous however because I can take every inch into my ass, but she comes up 2 in. short. Feels real. We love it.
Awesome Stretcher
We have had this toy for about a year now and it has held up very well with regular use. At first my wife had to work up to it, but now it is the only dildo she uses. We bought it to stretch her out and it worked better than expected. I now have to use 3-4 fingers with it to get her off, and fisting is easy. Yes, it has made her that loose. All in all a great product, I wish they made a UR3 slightly shorter and 3 inches wide or more.
Silicon Firmness
After giving birth to two kids, my wife easily takes my large fist half way down my forearm (closed fist). She is about 95lbs, Japanese woman, very fit and lean. Tried this (in our opinion monster size dildo) on her and she kept saying push it harder and deeper. The silicone is too soft on this dildo, it bends easily on a hard push. It also compresses inside her while balls (with a harder push) reach her clit. So she swallows this dildo literally down to the balls and only at this point she cums hard. If she sits on it I must hold it for her and again down to the balls she goes.
This toy is unbeliveable! Itôs like a real cock, and itôs perfect for all that like big/giant dildos! I have 5 dildos bigger than 9 e thicker than 2, and John is becoming my favorite for anal pleasures! I almost get it all (4/5) in my ass! Itôs soft and thick, I use whith lots of warming lube gel, what gives an extra sensation! It could even be better if had a vibrator inside..!
The John Holmes UR3 dildo is great the feel is awesome it feels like a real cock...I love it....the girth is perfect but the lenght is a little long...but ill keep trying...the UR3 warms up pretty quick to body temp...which I thought was a plus...easy to clean and it is very soft yet very firm...the suction cup works great can use on many flat surfaces..(Bedpost,Showerwall,Chair,Floor)or even in your Bed the weight of it is perfect for Riding Like a CowGirl in the bed...try it Ladies youll love it....and you men that like anal you might want to give it a whirl....Thanks again Karen
As a 55 year old woman I can remember watching John Holmes in action more than 25 years ago. I always wondered if I would be able to handle the king of porns massive manhood. My husband just recently decided that it was time to put aside his pride and purchase a larger than average realistic penis that would satisfy my curiosity after all these years. When it arrived and we took it out of the box I was nervous and at the same time very excited. This sex toy actually looked, and felt like the real thing, very detailed. My husband applied liberal amounts of lube and very cautiously began to penetrate my vagina. At first it hurt and felt very strange but I kept backing into this massive dong a little at a time. Once opened and fully stretched my husband and I both went out of control and the fast penetrating motion drove me to the most intense, gushing, orgasms that I had ever experienced in my entire life! After literally collapsing on the bed from countless orgasms my husband decided that it was time to slip his average size penis in. Well he was so aroused by the fact that I was so stretched out and had just taken on the king of porn, that he came within seconds! He also had me perform orally on John while he masterbated all over my face, lips, and Johns tool making it look like the perfect ending to this very fulfilling fantasy! Highly recommended to spice up any couples sex life. I suggest using a condom to preserve the sensitive UR3 material. Enjoy!
My wife loves her pussy filled with huge toys, but she wont admit it! I bought her the John Holmes Ultra Realistic Cock and hid it away until the right night came along. It wasnt long before that night arrived. She was really horney so after I had gotten her even hotter and ready for some cock, I supprised her with John. I had her lubbed up good from our foreplay and lubbed up that big cock as well. As I began rubbing it aginst her pussy, she started to press back against it! She was really starting to moan when the head slipped in and she came in seconds! Wow did she cum, than she went into full lust mode taking that big dildo fast and deep and cumming several more times, it was all I could do to hold on to that dildo as hard as she was fucking it! Ive never seen her so hot and she never fucked me that hard. It took some time for her to wear herself out. Afterwords she was smiling really big and said You bought me a new toy didnt you which I admitted I had. She said it was the best fucking shes ever had and I was to use John on her from now on! Well from that time on weve had alot more sex and its even been her idea numerous times. She still wont admit she loves a big dildo in her but she always finishes with a smile! This is a great dildo, feels very lifelike and the size will please you. It should last for years but shell try to wear it out. I love how hot she gets when I use it on her and the site of that big cock in her gets me hot as well. This was a good buy.
I can just about get this dildo all the way in me, it starts out hurting but once I get used to it I dont want to get off of it. making me horny just thinking about it.
This thing is huge!!!!! It took several tries to get my wife to just take the head in!! After that, I tied her down and did a long oral session on her, lubed her and John up really good, put on a pair of shorts and zipped John up tight in the zipper and fucked the hell out her!! She was screaming and begging me to stop!! I slammed as much of it as I could up in her and she came like never before over and over agian for several hours until I couldnt go on anymore. We were both drenched in sweat and breathing heavy when I rolled her over and tied her face down and put John as far as he would go up her pussy and supported him with a pillow so he couldnt come out. Then I rammed My 7 inches up her ass and double fucked her for about 20 minutes until I came inside her!!! She was screaming and begging me to stop the entire time but after she said it was the best fucking of her life and wants me to surprise her with that again!!!
I had finished showering when hubby decided to play his famous role-playing games. He led me to our bedroom where he had me lay on the bed, blindfold me and soon had my wrists handcuffed to the brass rail of our bed. I was wondering what was next when he started to do some super oral on me. Soon I felt this dildo rubbing around a bit and soon inserted and I knew it was huge. I asked him to remove the blindfold and he did but was slowly inserting and withdrawing to a rythm and beginning to feel really nice. The light was on our webcam and he ignored my begging to turn it off. As he was getting braver he soon had it mostly in and I was cumming like never before. I couldnt believe how much was in me. He had me feeling new sensations and I lost count of the number of times I had orgasmed. This scene has been repeated but without the handcuffs. This dildo is so truly amazing and when the sheets were soaked I still wanted more!!
This is the biggest dildo i could find and trust me when i call it the assripper,its so huge, ull love every min,as u try to swallow it with ur tightasshole. ull scream with pleasure as it streaches ur hole open to its max, and then some. its taken me along time 2 get this thing up my asshole n still havent been able to get it all in but im close....
Humm, as big as expected. wont even fit into my mouth. Hope my ass will be able to take it soon! real great product!
I most times use the john holmes dildo on my backdoor to open it up for the Giant jumbo Jack. Right now I am using the john holmes dildo to do just that. I am sitting on it down to the balls. What my objective is to apply to Doc Johnson Co. as an Anal Dildo Tester. So when I can slip in my backdoor with very little problem by using the G. J. Jack I will let you know. So if you like being filled with a large dildo try this one, it will do it.
I ordered the UR3 version because I have yet to have a dildo like that and I will never buy another one without it. It feels so good going in once my tight butt gets used to it. I only have one problem with it. Since I have been using the Jeff Stryker before it, I can only get in 8 inches of John in me. I try and try, but it hurts so bad, it wont go. Hopefully I will eventually be able to get it in to the balls. I may end up getting another dildo that is just as long as John (or longer) and as thick as Jeff just to accomplish this. I cant wait to have John back inside me again. This is a definete must buy.
We bought this product in the UK and found it usable in all respects! The comment that - because of its size/weight - it would not stick to anything is just plain wrong, it does. This item is not for the faint hearted, and will take a bit of getting used to but it will be worth the effort if you have the slightest interest it toys. Highly recommended. Have fun - Les.
Bought this dildo for my wife, but she says it hurts too bad trying to get it past the head. I have put it in my ass half way so I can see how it feels, and cannot see why it will not go into her pussy. Guess her pussy is too small.
YEEEEHAAA!!! I surprised the girlfriend with this last night, and Im still soaking wet this morning. After using the vibrating Kong Dong on her, I slid this thing in with no problem. She took all but 2 inches while lying on her back. When I turned her over, she was able to take all but the last half inch. She was shrieking with delight as I fucked her harder with this magnificent cock. Fellas, if you love the lod lady, put your ego aside and give her the fucking she deserves. This was our first experience with a UR3 toy, and I know it wont be our last. Thank you for such a wonderful product.
Wow...what can I say! Im an 18 year old college girl who misses her boyfriend - whos about 7 long. Ive never had a big cock - hes my first boyfriend that Ive slept with, but have wondered what it would be like. Now I know....when I first sat on it I thouight it was going to tear me in half and I only managed to take less than half of it.....but last night I took it to the balls ! It was amazing....it felt like it was in my chest it was that deep! Now I love sex with my boyfriend.....but if i find a guy hung like this I may trade him in !!!!
Well this is a big toy is not for the beginner. However for us who love size it is the best dildo I have ever had. The skin feels so real and the girth is great. The suction is good however the weight will pull it off after a minute but will hold till insertion. Would buy another if I ever lose this one.
This toy is great but is BIG it makes the natural look small. like most I didnt think it would fit,but take your time, it could take you weeks but will be well worth it, just dont give up. or say no way.you will do it but you will need lots of lube and be very horny.
This is huge. when I first saw this I said thats TOO BIG!!! but I was teased buy the size rubbing on my pussy for about 5 min and then I knew I had to try it. I grabbed it and started pushing it in . and stroked my self slowly. it felt great, I only had 5inches in me but have found my new best toy. this is a challenge and I want more [I want all of it really!!!] but this will take time
OUTSTANDING!! My wife has recently turned into a self proclaimed Size Queen. She cant help but squeel when this is about half way in her snatch. Personally, I have always loved what a stuffed and strectched snatch looks like. Perfect rigitity and thickness.
After buying my wife the jeff stryker vibrator, which she enjoyed ,it was time to move on and up to the big time . needless to say she loves this cock . i would highly recomend this one . but take your time it is HUGE.
I am a very bi curious male. I have tried several other large dildos, including Rambone (great size, probably perfect length, but FAR TOO HARD - virtually impossible to lube), the Natural (a truly great dildo), and the emperor (my favorite till now). But John Holmes is ALMOST perfect. The material FEELS just FANTASTIC, the diameter is just great and to be honest, my ass aches to be filled by this dong. I just wish this thing was 2 - 3 inches LONGER. And if only it could SHOOT!!!!! This toy has changed me from being bi-curious to Gay OBCESSED!!
My husband and I bought this toy and decided to experiment with it while taking a shower together. This thing is really big, which excited me and it slipped in very nicely. We mounted it on the edge of the tub and while my husband sucked and played with my boobs I fucked myself silly. Ladies, just try this. Just mount it on the edge of the tub with the suction cup, have your man pay special attention and FUCK your brains out. It will fit and I have told my girlfriends about this and they are buying your product too. It is a wonderful stretch and it feels so real. I am BIG in that department and my loving husband understands and wants to keep me happy.
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY... THIS IS THE BEST COCK I HAVE EVER HAD UP MY ASS. FEELS LIKE THE REAL THING. YOU CAN GO REAL DEEP WITH THIS ONE. AFTER YOU GET THE HEAD IN IT, IT FEELS GO GOOD, TAKING EVERY INCH OF THIS HUCG COCK.... WORTH EVERY PENNY YOULL CUM GALLONS WITH THIS BIG BOY OMG hard up in San Diego
I cant say enough about this sex toy. It is long and wide and the smoothness of the skin is great, also the firmness is just right. I have a few other toys and some are more rigid and not quite as ooh, so delicious. Right now it is still too big for my girl friends pussy, but I use it about once a week when shes not around and soon we are going to look for a strap on that can accomodate its size.
We have the jeff stryker ur3 and the wife cant get enough of it, but she wanted to try something larger. I ordered john and it arrived today. she thinks it might be a little too big, but we are going to give it a try tonite and let you know how it went. p.s this thing makes the stryker look tiny.
This cock is incredible, it is a slow, agonizing slide down its length but is well worth the ride. The suction works fine, I love to mount it to the floor and ride it to the most intense orgasms I have ever felt. After I cum I cannot let it go and have to keep pounding my ass on this monster. Pure anal pleasure.
This thing is HUGE! once I got over the concern of mixing blood and feces I started having a BLAST. A little Visine on the head of this baby instantly closes off any ruptured blood vessles. Dont worry about rodent/rectal compatability...get the HOLMES and some tetrahydrozaline and WORK that rectum wrecker!
This is the best cock Ive ever had! The only way to make it better isto make a squirting version - OMG!!! Its huge, but I LOVE IT - feels almost like a real COCK!!
I have had several lifelike dildos over the years, gradually working my way up in sheer size and thickness. If you like the feeling of being impaled on a huge cock this one will be hard to beat. Before purchasing big John I have enjoyed using Brad Stone, also a huge cock, which is every bit as big as John at the base as it nears the balls, but smaller and not as thick toward the tip, enabling one to have a bit of an easier time on insertion. When I recieved big John in new uro 3, saw how big it was and felt the texture of its skin I could hardly believe how real it felt. If one were in a dark room while another was using it on them I think they would be hard pressed to tell the difference from a real cock, and the way it feels going in is absolutely beyond description!! It is probably an inch longer than Brad Stone and very thick all the way from its tip to the balls. I usually take it into the bathroom and place it toward the very edge of a large flat sink area using its suction cup base, which incidentally worked fine for me and stays where its put standing straight up. Here I am directly in front of a large mirror where I can watch everything in detail as well as be close to a clean up. If I have not played in awhile, I will have two or three lifelike dildos for a session, the first one being Jeff Stryker being much smaller. After my ass is relaxed enough I will then go to Brad, and then to John for the ultimate fuck.
I told my wife that I bought John and it is being delivered April 13 and she called my work three times telling me how she wanted me. That same night she told me that she was tired and wanted to go to bed two hour early. So, I went in the room to go to sleep and she told me not to shut the light off and to get to bed. She opened the box pulled it out and said OMG. She then lubed it and had me fuck her with it and I got þ in. Today the first thing she says to me is that she was tense and that is why it did not go in all the way. One night, and she canÃÂt take her mind off it. WOW!
Im a 18 y.o. college student away from home and my very well-hung boy friend. On nights i get lonely, I call him and we phone while I use this dildo on me. OMGGG ... its a lil bigger then he is...but close enough so my MULTIPLE orgasms shreek in his ear. I get so wet and sloppy with big John that i put the phone down there so he can hear my sex noises. I love it when its totally in me. I get filled and stretched like never before. I miss sex with my boyfriend, but big John is a great substitute. Girls... if your man falls short of expectations.. get this toy. Youll LOVE IT.
I am a normal housewife with a very large vagina. My husband has fist-fucked me on a number of occasions and I really liked that. Something personal and intimate about this. We bought this toy and gave it a try and it drove me CRAZY with passion. The length and the diameter realy filled me up and I just loved it. I would pay ten times the ammount for the pleasure that we have both achieved from this. This is an exceptionally well made product and I would refer this to every married couple who would like to put some SPICE into their love life.
THE WIFE AND I JUST BOUGHT THIS. WEVE GONE SEVERAL ROUNDS WITH THE REALISTIC KONG, BUT THIS MASSIVE PIECE OF MANHOOD WAS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. AFTER OUR THIRD SESSION SHE WAS SO PROUD SHE COULD TAKE IT ALL IN. IF YOU LIKE SEEING YOUR WOMAN STRETCHED BEYOND BELIEF,LOOK NO FURTHER THIS IS YOUR TOY!
This is a great product I did not have any problem getting it to suction to anything and hold. The best one I have ever purchased and will replace it soon. Only draw back was in the balls area lost a chunk of rubber.
I bought this item for my wife who enjoys big cocks. She loves for me to put her on her knees and pound her from behind. She will actually ride it harder than what Im doing at the time. Her back will arch and this toy will disapper deep inside of her and she will squirt all over the place that it will run down her legs and puddle up on the bed or floor. She is an extreme squirter and the deeper I push it in the more she will squirt and I love doing this to her and for her. I cant wait until i put this up her ass I know she will love it there too.
Just bought this HUGE PLEASURE TOOL!!! Was worth every penny!
OK - we graduated from the Natural to John. Needed something just a bit thicker and boy this did the trick. The 8in girth is mind-blowing. Its really nice to push this monster into her pussy while I fuck her in the ass. She wanted to try it in my ass and after being stretched out with the Natural it was no problem at all - she was shocked to see me take it deeper than she could in her pussy! Get this if you like big insertions - the realistic skin feels great slightly warmed. Now, time to try the Worlds Largest Jelly Vibrator - well let you know how that goes ...
Im only 18 but as experienced with big cocks as the next. By far this is the most realistic big dildo you could ever buy. My boyfriend and I are always trying something new. He is not very big - only 5 1/2 inches but always makes me satisfied. We always use dildos to finish me off with, but this one is the best. My pussy gets so wet in anticipation that this thing goes in with no trouble at all. The only way to experience something like this is to have your partner fuck you and lick your clit at the same time - the orgasms are incredible. This dildo lets me love the one im with and still get the best fuck available.
Ive had this toy for about a year now i love fucking this thing like a fucking wild animal i ramm it into my ass till the balls almost go in to but they wont ill keep trying ha ha . i fuck this so hard i cummmmm all over myself when im taking it deep and hard this is one great fuck u must buy this i cant say anymore than this im a sraight male with my wife but if i would go to the other side he better have a john holmes size dick for me to get off
Im 5 tall & 97 pounds my boy friend got me this toy because when we have sex I always scream harder deeper. Hes about 6 inches big differnce you think. We started to fuck around & he was fucking good & hard I started to scream fuck me deeper & he pulled out took that dildo & started to fuck me with it. My pussy was going crazy he had about half of it in me he started to say you want it deep ok. Oh my god it was so big I started cuming & cuming & cuming I was screaming for him not to stop when the balls hit my pussy he started to grind them into me it was so good I gushed as he fucked it in & out of my cunt & I was squirting juice all over the bed it was the best fuck of my life. Then he shoved his dick in my ass with that dildo in my cunt it was wild. Then his roomate came home & heard me screaming to fuck my ass the next thing I knew I had his cock in my mouth I drank his cum as my boy friend came in my ass. Now with this dildo I never scream deeper just harder.
Ooooooooh my god, it doesnt matter if your male or female. This dildo is IT!!!! I stick it to the wall, on the floor, even to my mirror. so I can watch myself fuck myself. I cant remember cumming harder. prefect size length everything great
This product is just wonderful. It looks so realistic and the sight alone is a major turn-on. My husband suggested and I picked out this fellow. I didnt anticipate the size of it and at first was very reluctant, but we tried it anyway. WOW!!!! I kept pushing down on it during oral sex until the whole thing was inside of me. It felt so real and warms up nicely. It is big, but with patience any woman will really enjoy this. It drives me crazy when I get it in all the way with the balls rubbing against me. I love it!
My girlfriend will never admit it, but she loves this thing. I am 8 inches and 7 inches thick, but she has a BIG PUSSY and deep. She takes all of this after I get mine off. After we cum together, I rest and start fuckin her with John. She really enjoys feeling something different than me, and Im all about pleasing my woman. Be a real man, and get her this to fulfill her fantasy of taking HUGH cock! It will turn you on to see her cum with a force so strong, then your girl will suck you better than ever while she take Big JOHN. Highly recommended!!
My husband and I wanted to try something different, so I suggested this big dildo. When it arrived, I thought that I had made a mistake. I tried it out solo while hubby was at work. It is so big!!! I lubed it up good, laid on my back and slowly worked it in. It felt so FUCKING good that before I knew it I had the whole thing inside of me. My pussy really suprised me.
I am really into oral with big dildos. I was super excited to feel the weight of Johns cock. The feel of the Holmes classic as it slipped between my lips was incredible. It stretches my throat to the max as I inhale it to the point that my oxygen is nearly cut off. I havent been able to deep throat it all the way yet, but I am trying.
My wife was really does not like this but i love to watch her and she uses it for me. I like John to be stuck to a wall and her back up to it while im licking her and she is blowing me. From that position i have the view that turns me on. I love it
AWESOME.. worth every penny.. guaranteed to get you off.. John is an awesome dong..
Last night I thought my husband broke my pussy. He said he wanted to try some thing kinky so I said ok. He tied me to the bed face down with two pillows under my hips making my pussy aim up then he lube me up & took John & ramed him balls deep in one shot I though my eyes were going to pop out of my head. He was fucking me so good & hard I never saw his 5 friends come in. Well that dildo never stop fucking me that night from 9 to 6. They were just taking turns to see who could make me cum the most & the hardest. I gave each of them a bj at the end. after they had gone my husband untied me & rolled me off the pillow on to my back. My whole body was still shaking & my pussy was on fire. I would have been mad if I didnt like it so much , I told my husband his friends could come over any time.
I bought this for my wife so she can finally get fucked by a big cock. The whole time we have been married I knew she needed something I couldnt give her. Now we use John all the time. Jen just lies back and I give her the best fucking any woman would want, in her pussy or up her ass she is quite willing and eager. This dong has the shape and feel of a real cock and the size woman want. Sometimes she gets DP with me in her ass and John up her cunt. The suction cup also allows us to fuck solo as I often ass fuck myself while she gets me off. Thanks, great product.
Im 24 years old & in love with my dildo. My husband thinks Im crazy because all I do is want to fuck this thing. Ive always been horny but now I cant stop. I fuck John for hour at a time until I destroy my cunt. Last night I stuck the suction cut to the chair held on to the back of the chair & fucked my brains out. My husband had to help me off the chair because my legs got so weak. He laid me face down on the floor took that dildo & ramed it into my cunt to the balls. Then he fucked me in the ass. Then he kept raming the dildo in my cunt. When he was done & I got up I had rug burn on my tits. In the morning he told me if this keeps up he would need help. The thought of it just got me hot. I hope he gets alot of help.
I love this so much that the last time i used it i got so in to it i squirted all over the place. it looked like i was pissing! i seen this in videos and never beleived it!
Just want to update my last reviewed. My god this toy is the best, I just cant get enough. I use it every night, my husband loves to watch me fuck my self with it. He video taped me with it last night & showed it to me it made me so hot I used it as I watch myself. To all you girls if you want to try something big get this one but be ready for the fucking of your life.
When ordering a realistic dong like this, you hear the width and think, that cant be that big! When this box arrived all I could think was, thatll never fit up my ass! However I was wrong! Break your ass in with a smaller dildo, and then lube up really well.... it will go in! After a while I got used to it and stuck it to the shower and just rammed away! Be careful, this is big!!! But well worth the money!! It was awesome!
This is absolutely gorgeous. I love using the suction cup to place it on a full length mirror, kneeling in front of it, and sucking it until I climax. My fantasy is to eventually take all of it in my mouth. I get about 2/3 now, but Ill keep working on it.
The only way this could be any more real is if it had John Holmes attached to the end of it. The feeling it so realistic it makes it well worth the price. Definitely the best way to get yourself off. Damn, if all men were hung like this... My pussy swallows this cock. I can spend all night fucking this as I jiggle my clit into one orgasm after another. The best thing about this cock is there is no asshole talking to me afterwards bragging about how good he was. The only thing I have to worry about is walking normal when I go to work the next day.
This is my favorite toy, and I have plenty. Im hard just thinking about it. Even though it is very large, it goes in surprisingly easily and feels just right. I love shoving it in all the way up to the balls. It extends past my sygmoid colon and I can feel the tip by pressing my fingers against my abdomen. Ramming it in and out very fast to full depth is no problem because the head is subtle. I always cum too fast when I have this in because it is so nasty and feels so good. This one is great but in addition I would like to have another that is about the same dimensions but about 4 longer.
